they must need bears - Overheard at WisCon:
R'lyehan tourist phrasebook:
Help. I am being devoured by your octopus.
My species does not breathe water.
No thank you. I do not wish a fungus.
I'm sorry, no. I have claustrophobia.
You seem to have a frog in your throat.
You seem to have a frog in your soup.
You seem to have a frog in your pants.
Would you like a lemon drop?
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